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The-Swain

DONT BE A STRANGER

Posted by The-Swain Dec. 8, 2008 @ 3:40 PM EST

Delays delays.

Working on a new game. That's getting close to done. I'll be honest, I do like working on games. It's been hard to animate again after breaching the game world like I have this year. All I wanna do is code...dear lord, what's wrong with me?!

Got a load of voices to finish for Luis's Sketchbook Tour. If I don't finish them soon, he's gonna take away my drinking privileges in London next year.

And below is a shot of incomplete artwork from Blockhead 11. I won't give you any context though - that's for your imagination to fill in. GOOD LUCK

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Dec. 8, 2008 | 3:45 PM K0Nx says:

Nice!
Can't wait for all of your next projects :D


Dec. 8, 2008 | 3:45 PM Darksunda says:

Holy Shit turtle! Oh yeah, I remember you voicing the tours from a while back, Blockhead saying everyone's names wrong. Keep up with the game, last one was awesome.


Dec. 8, 2008 | 3:47 PM GayFuelClock says:

i gave myself the stranger once
feels good man


Dec. 8, 2008 | 3:48 PM Kyaztro says:

Good luck with the voices, it must suck trying to pronounce everyone's name, especially one like mine


Dec. 8, 2008 | 3:50 PM super-sense says:

Woo, Blockhead. I don't see how its put in the same place as video game parodies and mario flahes, it's beautifully animated. You are the shit Mr Swain.


Dec. 8, 2008 | 3:52 PM wafflecake12 says:

Looks interesting


Dec. 8, 2008 | 3:58 PM MrKrysis says:

Ghostmas?

I've had to do my own Ghostmasing this year, since i couldnt get my fix here.

**coughcaliforniafirescoughcough**

=D


Dec. 8, 2008 | 4:04 PM omegared says:

Come stay the night at my house Swainey pie.


Dec. 8, 2008 | 4:07 PM therealanimator says:

blockhead! glad to hear hes back :) and wtf is blockhead wearing


Dec. 8, 2008 | 4:10 PM Nuttro says:

Things are looking up


Dec. 8, 2008 | 4:13 PM Wonchop says:

You'll be wearing thick glasses and pocket protectors before you know it. D=


Dec. 8, 2008 | 4:21 PM JoSilver says:

Looks like fun!


Dec. 8, 2008 | 4:21 PM Tystarr says:

Coolio, so how are you doing the voices for the sketchbook tour?

My name shouldn't be too hard to pronounce.


Dec. 8, 2008 | 4:22 PM JoSilver says:

Oh and Also I know what you mean about the coding! LOL! I feel the same way! TRY TO LEARN AS3 IF YOU WANT REALLY MAKE KICK ASS GAMES!


Dec. 8, 2008 | 4:42 PM JonBro says:

All I wanna do is code too. And I have no idea what is wrong with me.

It's really amazing how much your artistic skills for Blockhead have improved since the first. I can't wait to see him moving about in that funny devil outfit.

And hurry up with those voices. Do them all at once!


Dec. 8, 2008 | 5:04 PM LazyMuffin says:

God I hate coding... and people who know and like coding.

I'M NOT JEALOUS.


Dec. 8, 2008 | 5:19 PM igott says:

Blockhead!


Dec. 8, 2008 | 5:28 PM BoMToons says:

Games are e-crack. Do you know the street value of this mountain?


Dec. 8, 2008 | 5:47 PM LegendaryPope says:

screw you swain. I want my fix. I need some BH

(put your forums back up?)


Dec. 8, 2008 | 6:03 PM flipboi117 says:

Looks like Blockhead's dressed up like a dragon...what's he up to now?


Dec. 8, 2008 | 6:09 PM Emanhattan says:

blockhead harasses a man in his ghostmas costume wich will take place in christmas eve this year!

blockhead never celebrates ghostmas at the same day each year right?


Dec. 8, 2008 | 6:37 PM ZekeySpaceyLizard says:

fweep


Dec. 8, 2008 | 6:59 PM jakobhummelen says:

I really like your movies better.. no offense, your games are really cool and if you enjoy doing them you should probably respond with a fuck you or something, but I always liked your movies a lot :-)


Dec. 8, 2008 | 7:08 PM SardonicSamurai says:

He'll take more than just your drinking privileges my friend.

Much more.


Dec. 8, 2008 | 7:32 PM JakBaronKing says:

YAY!

Newground's Favorite Idiot will make an appearance again!

WTF? WHy is he in a Halloween Costume? It's Christmas...

OH wait...it's Blockhead...nevermind...I see where this is going.


Dec. 8, 2008 | 9:08 PM DannyJay says:

Happy "ALMOST" Ghostmas. what'd you get me?


Dec. 8, 2008 | 11:04 PM ifailtestsnot says:

PULL BACK FROM THE EVIL POWERS OF CODING BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!
(does blockhead have horns in that picture?!)


Dec. 8, 2008 | 11:39 PM razourik says:

Bad evil devil blockhead! Oh wait, at least its not as depraved as amy rose wearing a revealing devil costume :/


Dec. 8, 2008 | 11:40 PM Killerkb says:

GOD I love your art style. Seriously.
Its to awesome.
Would do wonders in a comic. And I'd read it 24/7.

Good luck on everything man. Can't wait for it all to be finished.
:D


Dec. 9, 2008 | 12:33 AM TheBananaboy says:

Kool. Your games are among the 1337. (lol)


Dec. 9, 2008 | 1:08 AM RYNOL says:

Is it the game with JohnnyUtah? I can't wait! And I loved your voice in that sketchbook tour! you're awesome man!


Dec. 9, 2008 | 1:33 AM KupaMan says:

You had better crank out those voice-overs. We're inflicting mental pain on Luis in waiting for this sketchbook to come out.

Dec. 9, 2008 | 3:25 AM The-Swain responds:

I'm up to the R's so far.

That's right. The Mastermind has already zinged you, my good man. Zinged you HARD.


Dec. 9, 2008 | 8:03 AM EyeLovePoozy says:

You're going to London too? Sweet, this is getting better and better.

I'm so going to rap- I mean buy you drink.

Dec. 9, 2008 | 12:51 PM The-Swain responds:

Thank christ I never told you where I live :X You'd have to comb through every house near UM, kicking in doors til you found me, and let's face it...that's a LOT of rape


Dec. 9, 2008 | 11:23 AM Lucio1995 says:

Blockhead Game?


Dec. 9, 2008 | 5:01 PM sg8man says:

Please Mister Swain,

I completely understand delays etc etc etc but if you could give us an update slightly more often that would be SWELL.

Anyway, BOUNCING OF THE F***ING WALLS excited about BH 11.

Also, you haven't accepted my friend request on FACEBOOK. How could you do that to your biggest fan???????

Dec. 11, 2008 | 8:27 PM The-Swain responds:

I never really check Facebook. I'm bad at anything that involves updates, and Facebook is no exception :(


Dec. 10, 2008 | 12:03 PM CashClock says:

Poozy is t3h h0rn3yiest.


Dec. 10, 2008 | 9:05 PM ilikecheeseboy195 says:

Im pretty sure that shot means that 11 is going to be about ghostmas.

Cant wait!


Dec. 10, 2008 | 10:41 PM ArsenistsUnite says:

I really like your humor. It's just a guy, Blockhead, partaking on his own kooky adventures. It's great. I know all I need to know to get the jokes and so will any first time viewer (with much hope anyways) watching it. You don't need an insight to get the jokes in these; unlike political satire. It's just there and everyone can get it. It appeals to everyone. Way to go Mr. Swain. You are an astounding youth in the facets of today's society. Bravo! Keep it up. You'll always have a viewer in me.

I felt like sounding like an ass in the end. Did I do well?


Dec. 10, 2008 | 11:43 PM OnlyRedundent says:

I am so pleased to hear that block head series is still going on. I enjoy your work greatly but to tell the truth I enjoy the animations more than the games. Anyhow well have to see whats up your sleeve. =)


Dec. 11, 2008 | 1:21 AM DL-chan says:

"Uhh, what are you. . ."
"Repent, repent! Repent or fall!"
"Excuse me, what are you --?"
"Watch out for that cliff! Uh-oh, bye tie-man!" *Push*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo. . . . ."
"He should have repented." *tra-la-la*

Dec. 11, 2008 | 8:28 PM The-Swain responds:

Incidentally, in my original comics, Blockhead did once upon a time push someone off a cliff...and that character is actually introduced in this episode :X Go figure.


Dec. 12, 2008 | 12:00 AM mechanixnut says:

Whoooo another blockhead ^_^


Dec. 12, 2008 | 3:38 AM barbiegoesbad says:

When is "Blockhead: His new room" coming out? The game where you can create a nice little house for Blockhead so he can destroy it :(

Dec. 19, 2008 | 5:05 AM The-Swain responds:

I already played that game by designing the Blockhead game, and it was not so fun :(


Dec. 13, 2008 | 4:31 AM imac007 says:

blockhead: wanna eat some tongy tongs

man: WTF


Dec. 13, 2008 | 4:33 AM imac007 says:

wait a minute is that a horn ... O GAWD BLOCKHEAD FOUND OUT THAT SANTA IS SATAN SCRAMBLED


Dec. 13, 2008 | 5:09 PM At7Commando says:

Yay! Another Ghostmas speacial....right? How far are you from being done?

Semicolen...semicolen...SEMICOLEN!

Dec. 19, 2008 | 5:05 AM The-Swain responds:

Days!


Dec. 13, 2008 | 6:26 PM DeremixProductions says:

Yeah I know how you feel about the games I recently bought Garry's Mod 10 for HL2-Ep1-2 and Im so addicted to it I havent animated in like 3 weeks :L


Dec. 13, 2008 | 10:46 PM Sterance says:

Swain, why isn't blockhead on adult swim? I think you should think about cartooning for tv...


Dec. 14, 2008 | 12:11 AM Eammy says:

Would be great if there was some backstory with Blockhead, why he annoys everyone and is able to get away with it etc...


Dec. 14, 2008 | 3:04 AM glubgluby says:

ty god blockhead!!! yay!
does blockhead celebrate holidays besides ghostmas?


Dec. 15, 2008 | 5:39 PM dudeguymandude says:

make more videos.ORIGINAL ones


Dec. 17, 2008 | 4:35 AM cashleycool says:

My beer....


Dec. 18, 2008 | 11:57 PM memea says:

it looks like GHOSTMAS!!! what day will it be on this year?!

Dec. 19, 2008 | 5:06 AM The-Swain responds:

Only time will tell :(


Dec. 19, 2008 | 2:10 PM oldlyshapedchris says:

you should stop making games and give us what we want :/


Dec. 19, 2008 | 2:36 PM Atgod88 says:

Wasn't Mastermind 4 supposed to be released along with World Conquerer?

Also, if you feel like programming, fix the bugs in WC


Dec. 21, 2008 | 5:06 AM jo-oz says:

cant wait dude.


Dec. 22, 2008 | 11:32 AM doondeka says:

at last i was waiting for this


Dec. 22, 2008 | 3:00 PM SimonG says:

I love how you draw teeths and hands. Yep, I like them.


Dec. 22, 2008 | 5:43 PM gyro55 says:

Yay blockhead 11 finally ^>^
I see he's got himself a new ghostmas costume. Poor tye guy though he'll be gone before we know it. But i have always had a question how come that old lady has never died?, she's been hit by a car, drank a glass of nails, and probably something else that I forgot. Oh well looking forward to your new game too, your others were genious. Whats this one about?


Dec. 22, 2008 | 10:13 PM BulletInF00t says:

Hey, hey, HEY! Games!? What GAMES?!?! What about your #1 Guy? With his #1 Shirt and #1 hand..wavy-thing. THINK OF ALL THE TONGS YOU COULD HAVE DRAWN!? Now they have been left out, because of your GAMES! Coming back to finally? DO YOU REMEMBER WHO YOUR #1 GUY IS!?!? No not me, but I'm flattered :3.

BLOCKHEAD!!

We demand moar and NAOI!.

Pwease?


Dec. 23, 2008 | 9:35 AM Kane-Animation says:

Will you do the voiceover for the "Appartment guys" series of mine?


Dec. 24, 2008 | 2:32 PM Evilarcher2000 says:

Heh. Blockhead just gets funnier and funnier as the months fly, but it looks like this time he might be overdoing it....but hey, that's the entire point! Keep going, Swain! :D


Dec. 26, 2008 | 9:18 AM GlassCake says:

Oh my, I guess he's dressed as Satan this year? xD


Dec. 27, 2008 | 2:31 AM Mr-Woah says:

Nice. Can't wait. Does blockhead ever post on the internets?


Dec. 29, 2008 | 10:02 AM EddieBrock412 says:

It doesn't look like a Devil costume, the lines on the belly suggest some sort of reptile, like a dinosaur costume. Time Squad callaback? Will the weevil be in this episode?


Dec. 30, 2008 | 11:12 PM EyeLovePoozy says:

Dude...

I think a little bit of rape is OK being that I have a permanent scar on my forearm because of your drunk ass buddy.


Dec. 31, 2008 | 7:49 AM RYNOL says:

Is blockhead the devil or some reptile? Whatever he is, he's scaring the man!


Jan. 3, 2009 | 9:22 AM thecatreturns123 says:

do you KNow where the TONGS arrrrre?


Jan. 3, 2009 | 10:43 PM Chilled says:

are u guna make a mastermind WC 2?


Jan. 4, 2009 | 8:44 PM Hippiehater1683 says:

lmao


Jan. 5, 2009 | 3:04 AM xXsnowbladeXx says:

You may want to update your "blurb you you" considering what its talking about was out ages ago... O_o


Jan. 5, 2009 | 6:55 PM Andrewboy895 says:

Cool. I cant wait for the new game. Could I have the exact date it comes out if there is one?


Jan. 6, 2009 | 11:15 PM Barbedwireman says:

awesome possum. new blockhead, new game.

oh swain, you and your shenanigans.

and, also, i'm just, y'know, sorta wondering, when are we ever getting the forums back up?


Jan. 7, 2009 | 6:21 PM YoinK says:

Blockhead episode 11 was good.
4.29 / 5.00 (+ 0.022)


Jan. 7, 2009 | 8:06 PM Lucio1995 says:

MASTERMIND 4. NAO.

You should do a News Post of the new Blockhead...


Jan. 7, 2009 | 10:24 PM Aryk says:

Hey congrats on the high Blockhead score!


Jan. 8, 2009 | 1:26 AM Josh-B says:

I had to crop out all of your damn voices for Luis. JEEZ

You owe me...

Jan. 8, 2009 | 4:58 AM The-Swain responds:

I had to respond to your review, we're even :*(


Jan. 8, 2009 | 4:32 AM pigtailsboy says:

Looks like mastermind is becoming the better of the two series. The new character interests me though. I don't think you can separate it from blockhead but it would be an interesting experiment.

It occurs to me that maybe it wasn't moving fast enough?


Jan. 8, 2009 | 9:03 AM RYNOL says:

2 flash's in less than 10 days into the year. This might be the best year EVER!


Jan. 8, 2009 | 10:17 PM Lalo says:

christmas flash? okay


Jan. 8, 2009 | 10:27 PM ThisUserNameSucks says:

I like the Blockhead's new dark side you introduced.


Jan. 9, 2009 | 9:46 AM RYNOL says:

Btw, I think that you're making a blockhead/tankmen game. Why? Well before you said that you were making a game with JohnnyUtah and here you're saying that a game is near complete, and on blockhead 11's description you said that you're making a crossover really soon. It all adds up.

Game with JohnnyUtah+
New game soon+
New crossover soon=
New crossover game with JohnnyUtah


Jan. 9, 2009 | 11:41 AM Hacsev says:

Blockhead 11 was awesome! Congrats!


Jan. 9, 2009 | 3:54 PM memea says:

well it looks like you won't need that post anymore blockhead 11 is out!!!


Jan. 9, 2009 | 5:33 PM pobah says:

I tell you what, you inspired me! to make cartoons. One day my good fellow...one day....

but if you reply to my message now! I shall love you for ever :D


Jan. 10, 2009 | 1:55 PM yahuwa says:

Man....I wish i could be in something cool like that sketchbook tour.
That was amazing! I played that and it make me happy to think i might be in one of those one day. Please put me in the next thing like that you do!??!?!
BEGGING....


Jan. 11, 2009 | 2:55 AM glubgluby says:

BLOCKHEAD 11 IS AWESOMESAUCE!!!
YAAAAY


Jan. 11, 2009 | 3:44 AM BANN3D says:

blockhead is COOL & so is you'r other works ..


Jan. 11, 2009 | 8:20 AM RWA says:

I like the new style. It's different,but ok. Can you just tell me which brush size did you use and what size of the brush? thanks :)


Jan. 11, 2009 | 10:26 AM RWA says:

*I mean smoothness


Jan. 11, 2009 | 2:47 PM figgypwns says:

do you like waffels?
do you like pancakes?
do you like french toast?


Jan. 11, 2009 | 2:49 PM figgypwns says:

omg isnt having a garbage whistle FUN!?


Jan. 11, 2009 | 7:20 PM dnatoxic says:

I know right!


Jan. 12, 2009 | 9:38 AM zymn says:

holy crap, man.
episode 11 has gotta be the funniest one yet.
i loaghed all the way thru it.
epic man.
mother fucking epic.


Jan. 12, 2009 | 3:54 PM retyuoligkl says:

WHERE'D YOU PUT YO CORNERS BOY.


Jan. 13, 2009 | 12:30 AM HungryNinjaa says:

im a great fan


Jan. 13, 2009 | 9:02 AM Poopsmith890 says:

Spoons.


Jan. 14, 2009 | 1:37 PM Splurda says:

yeah boy, WHERE'D YOU PUT YO CORNERS?


Jan. 14, 2009 | 9:53 PM EddieBrock412 says:

I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION AS TO THE COMPLETE ABSENCE OF TONGS!!!!

TONGS, DAMMIT!!!!!


Jan. 14, 2009 | 11:33 PM Josh-B says:

You haven't responded to my PM response yet. Understandable considering all the fan mailzzz.


Jan. 15, 2009 | 5:15 PM tryolsesr says:

kool pic
i love looooove loooooooooooooooooooooooove
blockhead 11
ha ha where did i get this chainsaw


Jan. 17, 2009 | 9:08 AM smoke10000 says:

http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1108914


Jan. 17, 2009 | 5:34 PM Coop83 says:

Awesome to finally meet you in London today. I'm already looking forward to next time :D


Jan. 17, 2009 | 7:48 PM shinron666 says:

I am a single mother and my only son, Jamie, is 13. About six months ago I walked into his room to ask him if he wanted to come with me to my sister's house for the evening. I opened the door without knocking and gently knocked as I looked around the door. When I saw him he was half sitting half lying on the bed with an ENORMOUS erection in his hand. I just stood and stared in amazement as I saw that my 13 year old son had a much bigger penis than his father or any other man I had been with. He lay still for a moment staring back at me before starting back wanking his big cock again. I could not believe he was going to carry on and do it in front of me but I was transfixed and glued to the spot. He was breathing hard and looking right at me while I glanced at his face but stayed fixed on his huge, throbbing cock which was leaking precum from its bulbous head. He started to grunt and then he shot streams of thick spunk out all over his chest and stomach. It came out hard and in large amounts, maybe four big jets and a few small squirts. I stood dumbstruck as he lay panting and milking the last of his load from his still hard dick. He looked me right in the eye and grinned his gorgeous grin before saying, "Enjoy the show?" I just turned and left the room in a whirl of emotions. I walked around trying to think what to do but all I could do was think how fantastic his penis looked. I told myself it was wrong but I was turned on so I could not decide what to do. I sneaked home late that night so as to avoid him. I couldn't look at him the next morning but he was grinning all the time and trying to ask me what was wrong. He was saying things like I shouldn't worry about seeing him as he enjoyed it more than ever, and that he thought I enjoyed it too. I ignored him and when he asked me to admit I enjoyed watching, I walked out.

That night when he came home he was quiet and I thought he might have realised he was wrong to have flaunted himself in front of me. Later he was in the living room watching TV while I was doing some cleaning and I walked into the living room to dust the furniture. He was sitting on the couch stark naked with his clothes in a pile on the floor wanking his big, hard cock. I gasped and managed to ask him what the hell he was playing at. He grinned and said he was doing what we both wanted him to do. I said that was not true, but he calmly said that it was. Then he said, "I can tell because you keep staring at my cock. It's big for my age, isn't it?" I was shaking and I wanted to leave but I couldn't. I just kept on staring. He then told me how he had wanked with his friends and his cock was twice the size of some of theirs. I said I wasn't surprised. Then I said, "It's bigger than any grown man's I have seen in the flesh." I couldn't believe I was telling him that. I saw him grin proudly. "Is it really?" he asked, and I told him yes. "Do you like it?" he asked, and I told him yes. He wanked harder and panted and I saw his abs flexing and his massive penis swelling as he grunted that he was going to cum. He came even more and even harder than he had the night before, even hitting his face and neck with the first two jets. He must have shot eight or nine jets and as he lay sweating and panting. I was sweating and panting too.

I sat down next to him. He turned and looked at me, smiling. "Did you enjoy that as much as I did," he asked. I told him yes. "Well I'll be able to do it again if you want to do it for me," he said with a smile. I said he must be joking but he said no. As he stroked his still hard penis he invited me to take hold of it. I couldn't resist. I took hold of his fat, sticky shaft and squeezed it before stroking up its length and over the spermy head, then down the underside to his large balls. He giggled cheekily and said, "See mum, I knew you'd like it." I stroked and squeezed his cock and balls with one hand while I rubbed his chest and stomach with the other, smoothing the cum over his warm, smooth skin. I had told him before how well muscled he was for his age and I complimented him again as I felt his impressively firm and defined chest and stomach muscles beneath the film of spunk.

I began to wank his mighty penis harder and faster as I continued to rub his toned body. He was breathing deeply and saying, "Oh yes mum, I love it, you are doing it so good." I said, "I love wanking you Jamie. Your dick is so big and sexy." I kept on wanking him for a good ten minutes before his pants and moans became grunts and he said he was cumming. "Do it Jamie," I urged. He shot his second load out over his stomach and my hand. I rubbed his hot cum all over his body and then we both said how much we enjoyed it. I told him to go and shower and I went to my room and fingered myself to a quick and intense orgasm.

The next night I undressed him and I got a ruler and tape measure to see how big he actually was. I measured him at seven inches in length and 5 inches around. I then stripped off with him and we started stroking and wanking each other. He had never seen a woman naked before and I showed him where everything was. He came quickly but he then concentrated on getting me off and I came soon afterwards. We have continued in this way ever since, though we only do it a few times each week. We have a fantastic relationship. He has a girlfriend at school and lots of friends who he socialises with all the time. He is a totally level headed young man and we both understand what we do is just sexy fun. He is even bigger now and is getting more manly all the time. I will never have full sex with him as it would be totally wrong, even with protection, but I now see nothing wrong with our fun and hope it continues for another year or two.


Jan. 18, 2009 | 9:09 AM TheThingy5 says:

It was really cool meeting you at the meetup yesterday :D !


Jan. 22, 2009 | 11:20 AM there1 says:

yo love ur vids.they are funny n cool.^_^big fan


Jan. 22, 2009 | 2:35 PM marek127 says:

i like the new graphics a lot =D

its also interesting to see how you put yourself into your movies =P


Jan. 23, 2009 | 9:37 AM Andrewboy895 says:

Dude, make a new post already!!! You have had this post up for a month and a half!!!! Grrrrrrr....



Jan. 24, 2009 | 7:35 PM MeatShake says:

I saw this demo for a flash version of Mirror's Edge, and I swear one of the author's names was yours, are you the same person who helped make that game?


Jan. 27, 2009 | 12:52 PM Magyar says:

SWAINNNN GGHGHGHGHHHHHHHH...

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