That is one sexy heart attack.

WTF?

Stop that

What the fuck was that... Go away

why dont you update like this on TSF?
we (jared) feel like you love ng more

was great to meet you man!

Arin's eyes were sooo damn priceless when he saw the statue i made him...
XD

l8s

WIZARD CON!!!

SEE YOU AT COMIC-CON. WITH BELLS ON MY TOES.

That was the gayest thing I've ever seen.
You've just publicly shown that you own a pink doll.
And it isn't your sister's.

I was there Friday and did not see you good sir :(.

What's up with this collab that you and Krinkel's are doing? You've never mentioned it. I really want to know what you guys are doing.

Is that you?

Why cant you just come to my house instead damnit.

I have a giant boner... what a voice...

you should give us some updates n the con! kirbopher is the only one who really posted anything. did you take any pics?

Swain, i want to have your baby.

I have seen the face of evil...and it is pink.

what the hell is that

what happened to your whistle? why is it garbage? JUST LEVEL UP ALREADY!

God, I hope that the guy wasn't you... (O_O;)

wtf?you show the public you own that stuipid doll,you also look better in your animated picture

Bodacious

okay, question... was in just me or did this post earlier today have like 3500 comments? thats what it said on my computer and then when i tried to click on it to see them the page wouldnt load. hmm

Sailor Mini Moon!!! I really wish I had that doll....

Just think of me as your worst nightmare.

.....in pink.

I know you don't HAVE to, but you can still flag reviews before you remove them. That's obviously what the review mods who have dieties did. Just a suggestion.

Well at least egoraptor is like his comic animation.....

your works awesome but this is jest weird man.(i would say more but seriously W.T.F.!?!?!?)

YOU KNOW MJ DIED?

I was one of the five!

You signed my calendar. :D

Is that you? rofl

'SAILORMOONRED'
That's not you.

WTF???

i hate mastermind end the series please/

I woulda came by, butt I iz fah awaiez.

Great, now I want one too!

People Like that you have to feel sorry for.........I mean really....Thats distubring......and extremely sad..........

Well Swain I guess your showing that you culd care less about what people would think of you from a video.By the way love your Mastermind vids'...Thanks for thinkng about the rest of NGs users instead of that idiot who dislike's it. :1

HUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Are you going to the NG Boston meetup? I was just at Boston today and the meetup is gonna happen a lot later.

=O....im speechless....exept for ; i hope that he dosnt do this sorta thing often....

What that fuck? that was very.........odd.

Well judging from Youtube comments and comments on here hard to say.Also I would love to be your pupil in art and animation :1

Spammy Spam Spam,I'll send you some of my art :) http://www.whirled.com/#stuff-d_5_-21 36204

You old shit..

I have to thank you for the greatest lines ever. You old gay..

Uhm is that Afro-Ninja? O_T

i know this isnt you, but what does all these "SAILORMOONRED" videos have to do with wizard con?
i've seen them on other people's accounts on newgrounds...

This.. is beautiful.. wher-.. who-.. ;_;

Wizard con FTW
can everyone go to this link?
http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1175167

cute :3

is this what u do when your not animating lol........... well what ever makes you happy :)

Looks like Stamper ROFL

I have only one thing to say to that.

He's almost as disturbing as Chris-chan. You've heard of Chris-chan, right?

Give meeee Mastermind Fiiivvveeeee. :D

Curious enough, the minute your voice played, my nipples tensed up. Could it have been coincidence or fate...?

Am I the only one who thinks Stamper looks like Dan Paladin?

man you have placeda print on all of newgrounds man, i hope ppl like you neever leave this world, and that dud with the doll is fckin great! :)

Whos the geezer in the video?

While normally I look at videos like this and break it down to see it from this persons perspective,But........Kinda hard :/.I guess a guy got bored and started making fun of himself and dolls?

This is very good.

Some thing tells me that you are gay

this isnt you rite!?

awww

cute

I have those dolls!

That is just GaY

im sorry mr. swain I didnt know that wasnt you

Is he retarded?

Dead Hookers =D

Damn you have pretty cool friends I'm so jealous =(.

nerd

i feel sorry for this guy

hes too awesome for his own good

please end the boring dull mastermind flashes im begging you.

haha thanks for acually commenting back to me didnt expect that haahaha. i will admit you have awesome animation but the jokes in mastermind are not funny and its to dull. wish i liked it like others. i hope to see more of your good work.

Eh.......I question why he has that....

ISN'T IT ABOUT TIME YOU GOT RID OF THIS VIDEO?

i hate you, cuz now im watching this guys videos and im getting really depressed.

http://apifiles.ngfiles.com/medals/50 00/5707/8_bigfuzzyhug.gif

Wow Great performace, loved every second of it!

Now if you don't mind i need to go to the store, goood day

Your comment on that Metal Gill blog was great. It's nice to know that other people understand the true point of NG.

lol.
what do you wish to express to the peeps of newgrounds by posting this?

http://www.sexyemilie.com/?id=1823355

Nice Video... So when are you going to make more videos? I really miss Blockhead :'(

So I just came across 'Mastermind' and honestly, it's about time someone made a decent animation after Brackenwood. I seriously thought the Animator Lifestyle ended after 'Waterlollies' and then you appeared. lol.

But seriously, the art and the animation is smooth and beautiful and I love Mastermind's voice. What did you do to change it?

So I just want to say after the millions of others before me, you're awesome and don't stop doing what you do. If this is what you want in life then don't give in to the assholes that can't draw or animate half as good as you and just think throwing a spinning cock on a blank background will suffice. Well it does considering 97% of Newgrounders are douchebags who have no life and just spam our beautiful community and turn it into a below average snuff fest.

But basically you're amazing man and I hope you'll make it to at least episode 50 in the 'Mastermind' series. I believe I've babbled on long enough. lol

we didnt come because your flashes suck. your giving us swain flu and where all dieing.

that guy has a problem

only thing i can say. . . wtf

Mooooooon...No... :\

AWESOMENESS

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the gayness blinds me ahhhhhhhhhhh

Oh yeah, sailor moon. Wait, did your voice change since last we met? Don't tell me you forgot to take those estrogen pills...

I have a request to make. Do you think you could put more of The Weevil into your Blockhead flashes? I really love how funny-creepy he is.

???

Epic.

lol thats all i can say...

Admit it, you're just jealous of his mojo <3

100 comment.

ROFL

Okay swain is this you or not?
If so, tiara is for fite.

if not, poser.
Either way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_pu3z MZOi4
Made laugh just as hard.

god damit kid your spreadin Swain flu all over the world.

that was gay

Does that guy live with his mom?

oh thats not u correct? so what a fuck this guy is doing?!

NERD! Oh sorry.

sorry but i could care less

i Heart Sailor Moon I love Sailor Mars who was like Super Afraid of ghosts and Would stick those slips on peoples forehaeds to protect them!

Are you alive?

You must be working on something massive to be gone for so long. Just don't tell me you've given up on Newgrounds!? It's just not Newgrounds without you man!

Even with all my fucking problems. I feel sorry for this guy. I think I'll go shoot myself now.

dude, your work is awesome!
the music, the artwork/animation, and even the writing.
i was wondering though,
are you going to ever post that last part of the tune that you use in the mastermind color game? that tune is hella cool.

can't wait to see more from you in the future.

okay dude im gonna kill you and uhhh where u live??

FIFE

You that "WHAT THE FUCK!? *explosion*" sound bite thats used all the time.... thats what just happened in my room.

Swain, i must say, i think u are way better then egoraptor and i laughed my balls off when i watched blockhead and Life in Portal: Madness.

Keep on the good work man, and thank you for everything you make.
PS: Mastermind is awesome too!

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what Im thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Give you up. give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up

We've know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it

And if you ask me how Im feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

you got awesome voice ^^

WTF did i just watch?