Score: 6

"This isn't a new problem."

submission: : 4y-Records Episode 5 :

date: September 17, 2009

I've grown up around Quake experts who think they're paramilitary because they can headshot with a railgun in a video game, or LARP'ers who act like modern Twilight fans because they play an 8th generation Ventrue.

GH/RB fans who think they're rockstars is a new face to an old problem. And no, music is not being victimized in the process.

Was amusing anyway, not that you're going to read this or any review anyone has ever left you. EVER.

-Swain

Score: 10

"Yesssssssssssss!!!"

submission: Pleasure Island 2

date: July 30, 2009

Thank you for reminding me why I fly out of my seat every time I see Gooseman staring at me from Front Page, Chris.

We put this on at Comicon in our hotel room and it had all of us laughing uncontrollably, though I swear I was crying with glee.

THIS, my friend, is the Gooseman I remember!

-Swain

Score: 9

"I just reviewed it."

submission: Spoof of the Colossus

date: July 15, 2009

Some of the delivery needed a step up, I felt, but it was more because of the impact of the dialogue. I still remember the days when I had to keep my voice down for my crap microphone, and while I don't know your situation, I won't try to judge on that. Rather, that I enjoyed a hearty chuckle, and I thank you for it. Otherwise, really DELIVER those lines!

But I still Nine'd it, because it was awesome and all, you know.

-Swain

Score: 9

"Weeeeooooooooooo"

submission: Luis C -V.S- Tom P

date: June 25, 2009

Though the human motion was kinda stiff, it felt like every punch carried a lot of impact, which is a much harder thing to do right. I like this cartoon for that reason.

-Swain

Score: 10

"oh jeff"

submission: Facebook Twitter

date: June 5, 2009

Haha, TALKY is right. Draconious is adorable and I think you failed to make me dislike him. I love him and his little flesh wings.

Anyway it looks like we're head to head yet again GET READY

Score: 7

"Existential"

submission: The greatest movie ever!!

date: January 28, 2009

this movies about ur mom XX

Score: 10

"Great, and not a passive little summary"

submission: There She Is!! final step

date: December 22, 2008

Ok, you're redeemed. This was no slideshow. Unlike the previous episode, this had everything necessary for a good conclusion to some pretty great storytelling up to this point.

I like what you've done with a progressive evolution of two characters, and more. Somehow I loved what you did with the street thug rabbits. Very human of them, and relateable.

Ahh what's the point, you're busy reading 20923590236590 other reviews right now. I liked it, solid animating, nice conclusion despite the SPOILER happy ending. And a great tie-back to the first episode.

-Swain

Score: 9

"Nice Practice Demo"

submission: Shirt N' Pants

date: December 7, 2008

LAME

Hai luis.

-Swain

Score: 9

"Woo"

submission: EW: Matt Sucks

date: November 8, 2008

Animation's getting a lot smoother, my friend. Definite improvement over time and up to this point, so I'm impressed.

Though someone's gotta get you a better mic :D It makes the Swain sad when great conceptual setups are undercut by lines that you can only half hear. Use that Halloween contest cash and get a kickass mic, and I SWEAR you won't be disappointed.

Oh yeah, and congrats on that second place!

-Swain

Score: 9

"!!!"

submission: Rocket Crotch Halloween

date: November 4, 2008

I likes Jezza's story best, though I chuckled vigorously at Mocha's constant interruptions. Let's face it, I always love Mocha. What episode will come next, Crotchmas?

Also, the guy a few reviews below me might have had his bad reviews deleted, let's not forget about that :X

-Swain