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The-Swain

Age/Gender: 27, Male
Location: Philadelphia, PA
Job: Student

Current Project: ChingChong Beautiful, A Game of Have Make Great Fun Endurance Challenge

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9/16/05

Level: 7
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Rank: Town Watch
Blams: 44
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Exp. Points: 490 / 550
Exp. Rank #: 78,583
Voting Pow.: 4.93 votes

BBS Posts: 381 (0.24 per day)
Flash Reviews: 127
Music Reviews: 13
Trophies: 67
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127 Reviews | 61 w/ Responses

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Score: 6
Gamer Kids: NSFW

"Yes."

submission: Gamer Kids: NSFW
date: August 2, 2007

Hahaha, you mispronounced "content" and said reticle the weird way.

Was amusing even though I don't know anything about RE beyond #2.

Also, nice filesize.

-Swain

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Score: 7
Sleeping at the Office

"Liked the use of brightened outlines."

date: August 2, 2007

I like your tweens.

Not being sarcastic.

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Score: 0
Ng Mod Meat 2007

"Sweet goodness."

submission: Ng Mod Meat 2007
date: August 2, 2007

I never got why the Ninja Turtles, who were aquatic before their mutation, became perfect ground-treaders after the ooze. Beforehand, though, I'm sure they ate brine shrimp and small fish.

BTW PIZZA ISNT A VEGETABLE.

That aside, good Mod 'Meat' coverage!

-Swain

August 3, 2007

Author's Response:

Turtles are not entirely aquatic. They're not sea turtles. Plus they live in sewers and yet never get diseased, that's more impressive.
And yeah they'd probably die from eating all the cheese and meat.

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Score: 0
Test Movie

"LOLSTARS"

submission: Test Movie
date: July 19, 2007

YES, FREE PROTECTION POINT I NEW THIS WOOD PASS JUGEMENT!!

Bob, put Kevin Sorbo in the next one.

And where's my T-Shirt!? <3

-Swain

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Score: 10
The NG Redesign Collab

"IM IN UR REDESIGN, REVIEWIN UR TOON"

date: July 17, 2007

Haha, sure it was Evan's idea, but let's not forget whose garbage segment spearheaded the project :D

I'm really impressed with all the submissions, and I have to admit that part of the suspense in waiting for the redesign to launch was to see this puppy completed.

NOT. DISAPPOINTED. Not at all. <3

And I had no idea that I'd be the unofficial JohnnyUtah voice impersonator. THERE GOES MY REPUTATION AS A NON-VULGAR ANIMATOR, LOLSTARS.

Thanks for puttin' in together, big J!

-Swain

July 17, 2007

Author's Response:

God thanks for helping everyone out. Seriously, this collab was amazing because of some of your contributions. You voice acted half of these bad boys. Cheers! I'm working on getting the coauthor stuff sorted out asap :).

-J

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Score: 10
Primal War 13

"Sweet."

submission: Primal War 13
date: July 15, 2007

You've truly improved since the first few episodes of the series. You had your style down before, but now the character proportions are really sticking.

It was some solid work and your animation didn't feel clumsy at all. I was impressed yet again! Keep it up.

-Swain

Author's Response:

Wow, Thanks man ,well after seeing the last Blockhead ,It motivated me to step up as well so, thanks again.

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Score: 6
Luis Day Song

"He souns liek a nice gguy"

submission: Luis Day Song
date: July 14, 2007

LOL HIS WACOM HAS WEB ON IT cuz he nevr uses it LOLSTARS.

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Score: 9
coffee break

"Finally gave this one some thought. (Spoiler?)"

submission: coffee break
date: July 13, 2007

Ok, so I think I've finally got it.

He keeps adopting the wardrobe of the killers around him (including the suicide on top of the building), but rather than waiting for victims to die by the hands of others, he decides he's just going to "do it himself".

The "GR" on his belt, that's "Grim Reaper". yes?

Ahh well, it was fun to finally sit down and think about this one.

-Swain

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Score: 10
Super Viking Shark Panch

"YES"

date: July 13, 2007

I don't care if this was a Rock Out game or not. Viking Panch is awesome.

-Swain

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Score: 8
Edible Castle #2

"Need crackers to get into the castle, you racist?!"

submission: Edible Castle #2
date: June 30, 2007

Title = facetious. That means it doesn't have to be funny, because at least I tried :(

I thought Andy was off in Thailand? Did his disembodied, yet somehow fully living, spirit come back to deliver voice talent to you? Well, it was no Whitmore, but we make due with what we can.

Also, I liked it a lot. It wasn't short for a short, but a short is too short for my tastes. Short. Yet I will love it long time.

-Swain

P.S. I hope you loved the Cuboy picture in Blockhead 9. I made it just for you, and also because Andy was armed to the teeth when he extorted it out of me.

P.S.S. I promise I will stop drinking and go to bed.

Author's Response:

Hey Swain, thanks for the review.

Andy is indeed in Thailand. He did the audio ages ago. I hadn't been bothered to finish this little ditty off until now.

and YES! i did love the cuboy picture in your blockyhead toon. I think I wrote a review (:

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