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The-Swain
Did some Blockhead. Made a lil' Mastermind. Co-created Madness: Project Nexus. I love you so much!

Michael Swain @The-Swain

Age 42, Male

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Well Blockhead the game was awesome and im certain this will be too, just be sure to add a ton of mastermind charm and lol maybe blockhead could cameo as an uber unit or super difficult boss.

Construct large games with the Swain-crane.

I'm about to make you a sandwich, packed to the brim with Swain-pain.

That was some great use of the Swain-Brain.

No Swain-pain, no Swain-gain

I bet you're just sloshed off fermented Swain-grain.

Grew it seven to eight weeks in constant Swain-rain.

Why you bein' so clever tonight, 'bout to ride a SWAIN-PLANE?!

If that sucker crashes, it's gonna leave a Swain-stain.

Well that sounds like a night down the Swain-drain...

Like so many hairs from my Swain-mane.

Guys this is getting a little Swain-Mundane!

Don't Swain-complain about this Swain-chain of Swain-flames.

I really can't trip you up tonight, perhaps I'll use the ol' Swain-feign.

Trying to bring my Swain-reign to an end eh?

C'mon Tomar buck up, stop trying to Swain-Complain!

Maybe you shouldn't Swain-plagiarize, wait what

Swain you stole my fucking clever Swain pun fuck you you're the Swain-Bane of my existence!

I never intended to be the Swain-Caine to your Abel.

I can't take it anymore! It's driving me Swain-Insane!

That's an entirely new Swain-lane of logic.

Next time we have a street fight, I'll make sure you limp home with a Swain-sprain.

Don't hit me too hard, I'd be a shame if you'd Swain-slain me.

At your funeral, they'd serve Swain-champagne.

And Swain-Romaine lettuce salads.

Yeah, and all that alchohol would course through your Swain-Vein.

Unless I Swain-abstain from alcohol entirely.

We're talking death-threats here. I'm surprised you haven't had me Swain-arraigned.

It doesn't Swain-pertain to any evidence collected by the prosecution.

I would suggest to SWAIN-MAINTAIN that act, because your drinking problem could hurt your SWAIN-CAMPAIGN.

They can Swain-harangue me all they like, but it's Swain-plain contrived.

What about that tank of Swain-propane?

WHAT ABOUT IT

Using propane is Swain-inhumane!

Nothing would Swain-remain of me!

I refuse to give you even the most brief Swain-refrain.

Like crossing a Swain-moraine.

No more Swain? That fills me with great Swain-disdain!

GREAT SCOTT, MARTY. SWAIN-LORAINE HAS FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU INSTEAD OF YOUR FATHER

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