ooooooooh, i get it. we're taking your name then adding a rhyme right after it. ok, i guess ill try:
all aboard the swain-train? is that one taken?
how 'bout:
get ready for some swain-pain? what about that?
maybe:
swain-swain.
imagination is running low.
crazy-clown10
darkness is upon the earth. enslaving all of mankind.
oh, hello there swainy!