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The-Swain
Did some Blockhead. Made a lil' Mastermind. Co-created Madness: Project Nexus. I love you so much!

Michael Swain @The-Swain

Age 42, Male

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Hope you brought plenty of MERCHANDISE.
And a photo booth, definetly want that on my mantlepiece.

Zekey'll make a surprise appearance at the con, for he doesn't feel like buying you a gift.

Nah he won't.

(haha strange how you have a garbage whistle, being one of NG's most talented ninjas)

Good luck at the con, and have a nice birthday!

I couldn't download that game for some reason :( I tried, but I saw the video and it looked pretty good actually. He should make flash so I can play it!

To bad I can't come to Megacon because it's to far away. I live in Sweden!!! And I probably wouldn't be able to go because I my mom wouldn't let me.

Happy early birthday!!! I hope you don't work to much on flash and have some fun instead! But if you could work on flash for fun, that'd be great!

Btw, does your family call you Swain? It would be kinda funny to call someone by their last name, especially if it's family. Actually that's be creepy. Never mind that question. I really hope your family calls you Mike.

I didn't get you anything because you didn't get ME anything >8(

Also I can drink alcohol yay alcohol.

I was expecting a post about Left 4 Dead :( For your birthday you get a pretty pink card!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Holy shit we have the same birthday.

Me, you and George Washington are bad asses.

Didn't get you anything yet. Lets do that quickly.
But hey, Swain, you coming to the NG Amsterdam Meet? Would be very sweet indeed!

Did you ever read my ghostmas carol i wrote?

Also jumpman was the prototype name for Mario in Donkey Kong, they renamed it after they realised the name to be too plain if they were going to rape the character's appearances into pieces.

i got you unlimited booze for life.
but in all reality, happy birthday.

do you know actionscript?

last time a i saw a video of you guys at some convention egorapter shot someone in the nuts. don't let him flip out. or for that matter drink

I got you a orgasm...We will share it together as I know you like to.

I'm wondering why you linked to their audio pages...

we have the same birthday.

I got you the gift of laughter. Expect to recieve it in 5-8 working days.

will you be at comic con this year as well?

Your birthday again?

I guess I could email you a hooker.

What flavor do you like?

just to let you know, there already was a Jumpman game for the commadore 64 and it also had a sequel Jumpman jr. not trying to be an asshole just thought i mention that since this Jumpman is pretty cool and wouldn't want to see anyone get in trouble. take it easy

Wow...Jumpman is really great! Super-awesome physics usage there!
Oh, and happy Bday for 22nd! (month after mine xD)

*warches video*

This game looks coo-OH MY GOD MY BRAIN.

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