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Did some Blockhead. Made a lil' Mastermind. Co-created Madness: Project Nexus. I love you so much!

Michael Swain @The-Swain

Age 42, Male

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Wait, so NG has a high score API now? Is this the first game that uses it?

Dude...Swain...Babies...You...Me

Lets get crackin!

Btw. Nice game, was great fun and annoying at the same time but playing a game show for a crazy prize for an odd kidnapping from a failure of an obstacle course runner's perspective is just great fun.

I chonged all over myself. Then all over Eman.

har har <3

I was afraid the wait would disappoint me, but holy shit this is awesome! Huuuuuge learning curve, but that usually comes from a game with this much depth. I'm impressed. :)

P.S. You have a website. They think you're dead lol.

I need to get the most recent SWF so I can update it :D

This game has too many Asians. Fix it next patch.

I cought it under judgement in the portal!

tyvm dude! ur awesome thanks for not letting stamper put any porn material inside it.And the game is quite easy,the last lvl is suprisingly easier than the previous one i beat it below 1 min,the ending is just brilliant and nice theme.Japanese game show is the worse,they made to humiliate you and sometimes help you.

tyvm dude! ur awesome thanks for not letting stamper put any porn material inside it.And the game is quite easy,the last lvl is suprisingly easier than the previous one i beat it below 1 min,the ending is just brilliant and nice theme.Japanese game show is the worse,they made to humiliate you and sometimes help you.

tyvm dude! ur awesome,thanks for not letting stamper put any porn material inside it.And the game is quite easy,the last lvl is suprisingly easier than the previous one i beat it below 1 min,the ending is just brilliant and nice theme.Japanese game show is the worse,they made to humiliate you and sometimes help you.so, whats ur next project?

yea its a good challenge at first. But it turn into a pain after about 2 levels. and if you really want the gold like most people. you have to restart after every time you screw up. and that gonna happen 9 times out of 10 because the only thing the lil dud you play as does is trip all over him self. so yea its good but its just good not great

its bugged a little
when the pc start to lagg the character going up , why?

I ALREADY UPLOADED TO EBAUMSWORLD AND TOOK CREDIT FOR IT HOPE YOU DONT MIND

I'll comment again once the 2x4 dent in my face heals.

Sorry, but make a wheelchair mode for me, it's too fucking hard for me even on baby mode. I wish you a eternal damnation.

WHY THE HELL IS IT SOOOOO HARD

You do know that Ching Chong is more Chinese than Japanese, right? There are no words in Japanese that's Ching Chong. And I know that japanese includes some traditional chinese characters, but they have japanese pronunciation. Believe me, I speak both. Don't know why it bugs me. Maybe you're proving a point. Maybe I'm just an ass.

However, other than that, actually it's a great game. Love it <3

I think I know why it bugs me now. Here:

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ching_Chong">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ching_Ch ong</a>

It's a common phrase used to make fun of Chinese ancestry or Chinese people. Some people may find it ethnically offensive. And you're using it in a game that's supposed to be japanese. Probably used to make the game funny.

Don't worry, I know that's not what you meant. And I'm not pissed or offended. I just found out why that title bugs me. Now I can go play the game in peace.

By the way, the game is a tad bit too hard, as reflected to posters above. Could you tone it down a little? Thanks!

dude! this is gonna be the most played game on newgrounds!!Q
srsy...

Huh... It's like if Mirror's Edge and that really fucked up level in Battletoads had a little bastard child. Yeah it's pretty to look at but if you so much as blink you're eating asphalt.

dude, found a MAJOR glitch. In lvl 2-6, the drop before the 4 goop cannons on the wall with the moving vertical slide, i was somehow teleported ABOVE the stage. I kept walking until i fell off screen into an infinate fall (for the lulz :3).

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