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The-Swain
Did some Blockhead. Made a lil' Mastermind. Co-created Madness: Project Nexus. I love you so much!

Michael Swain @The-Swain

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Wow......got to the 3rd lvl....final stage.....and the fucking abominations got me. Seriously you need to nerf those sons of bitches. Or atleast give them a fucking cool down when they can grab you like the zombies do. And just when I died that son of a bitch with the armor died too! So...fucking...un-fair....makes me wanna hack this game...even tho I know apsolutly nothing about hacking nor do I know how to do that...which makes me even more dissapointed.

can i buy a laser cannon in arena? i got Auto9 with laser sight and normal but i never seen the laser cannon.

With laser sight? KEEP THAT WEAPON. It's rare enough and pretty overpowered :X

WOW!!! This version really forses you to use all what you have and even it can't guarantee the success! Great work, guys!

Hello Mr. The Swain,
I love the new madness update. Jesus has always been my favorite and his origin makes him even cooler. Those belted Obamanation chaps are ridiculously hard to kill but i enjoy the challenge. I wish the electro cannon was available for arena as well as science clothes and science weapons like beakers and such. A halo might also be a nice addition. There also remains all my points that are useless since reaching the highest level. I am currently a level 100 with nothing to show for it :( That being said, this is my favorite flash game ever. please continue to update so that me and those around me can continue to die in interesting ways.

We are still testing the ECannon for arena mode. It will be added, but we want to balance it out a little. It's a great Tac-Bar killer.

dude you need to kill the lag lower the amount of abomonations on screen dwon to three and make it EASY TO WIN! half the auidence is younger kids no ones gonna play if you make it too hard you are a terrible terrible programmer too! you never think to yourself "should i cut down on the bad guys" no you spam far too many on one screen and ruin the gameplay i hope you get cancer too the limit to baddies on screen should be 3! three is a good number

Speaking of spam, bye. I'll sleep easily knowing your stupid life choices will lead you down a path of despair that only someone this simple could know.

@pirate9899 Screw you.

@weenie THINK! how many people have crappy computers since they can't afford a good one think how many people don't want to play the game since they can't finish story mode!

@pirate9899 I understand that but you didn't have to go all like "you are a terrible programmer" and " i hope you get cancer ". That's just plain rude and unnecessasry. That's why I said "Screw you".

if krinkles wanted the most he needed to do is ask i don't know somone whos made more than one game!

I've made seven, not including this one. You really are young AND stupid, aren't you?

:'( I already use firefox. everything about my computer is always up-to-date and there is no reason for the campaign to lag. but it does.

I fucking hate this game now nuff said

pirate9899@ Don't disrespect the programmer... he worked hard making this game with Krinkles! Atleast show some respect, they fix the problems, just wait, and quit being annoying, thanks.

Is the zombie mode save bug fixed?

welp I beat episode 1.5 on normal, against my laptop being so shitty and laggy, I fucking did it, I kept trying so much and improving my plans and technique so much I almost did the last floor perfectly sort of, I died once 'cause I got mobbed by some zombies but after that, I didn't get one bit of damage, I also died 'cause of lag, fucking abominations, anyways I feel great for actually beating this on normal and on my shitty laptop, please just focus on helping ease the lag, I think that's what everyone wants for the moment reading through a few comments on here, but thanks again dude

Can't wait til we've added in a few fixes to get the game running faster, hopefully when you play through again it will be an even better experience ;)

swain out of all the epic people on NG i would of used you for comedy not programming

You really need to nerf the Abominations. Because If one get's you you're done for It because when you break through he will keep on fucking you until you die. Seriously. Give them a bloody cooldown at least.

Space to dodge. That is all i will say.

Bugs:
KEYBOARD LAG: Keyboard gets HORRIBLY out of sync in Flash Player 10+. I had to downgrade to 9 to eliminate this. But also it did take away screen effects and maybe more. Sometimes bodies were disappearing in rooms. Anyway the lag is newer Flash Player's problem. It has some new and faulty keyboard buffer, that gets flooded when game gets intensive.

Upside down enemies. That was really wtf. They just flash between normal and upside down sometimes.

Weapon of of reach: When I try to grab a weapon in wall or something that I can't reach, character just walks into that wall indefinitely and I can only die to stop it.

When I kill zombie chewing someone, that person is being chewed indefinitely.

Abominations need to be kicked back when released from their grab like zombies. Now they just grab you again immediately, they can be hard, but this is impossible.

When I walk back in the room with Hofnarr a clone appears.

Christoff's avatar gets more damaged than the character itself, probably because of resurrection.

... Anyway, its a great addition, I like new levels. More fun, more challenge and not so typical.

Did 9 really reduce the keyboard lag? Did it also reduce the general visual lag as well, but the keyboard stayed unaffected? I'd love to figure out more about why Flash has this issue, so I can code in steps to get around it.

And there should be black outside cam everywhere. I play the game on standalone player and in fullscreen it looks ugly as I see things outside cam and not black stripes.

Consider that your punishment for gazing beyond the looking glass.

"Did 9 really reduce the keyboard lag? Did it also reduce the general visual lag as well, but the keyboard stayed unaffected?"

Yes it did. On Flash 10 the keyboard was out of sync and unplayable with 6+ baddies. Now I've playthrough it all on 9 without any keyboard lag. But some advanced visuals were missing. Bullettime effect, sometimes corpses. FPS was like in 10, goes down with bloodbath. It's graphics like original madness are made of a lot of vectors, in my opinion too much. Background is okay, but blood and characters and curves are not.

When will this get though your thick skull??? the game is to hard most of the people can't even finish it on easy. either nerf the enemies (both abomination and riot guards) or add extra easy difficulty...

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