Did some Blockhead. Made a lil' Mastermind. Co-created Madness: Project Nexus. I love you so much!
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Philadelphia, PA
Joined on 9/16/05
Posted by The-Swain - December 11th, 2009
A Game of Great Endurance Challenge!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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The game features the new High Scores system and Newgrounds medals! So go grab some green tea, get drunk on sake, and maybe poach some whales if there's time...the Bang Wong Fishhead Corporation challenges you to defeat Mr.Beautiful's ancient obstacle course: Ching Chong Beautiful!
JOB WELL DONE I MAKE OF SALUTE
So hey, I made you a "Santa Clause is coming to town" spoof to honor your new game.
You better watch out,
They're gonna come cry,
Just as soon as they start to die
Whiners will be coming to town
You made a good game,
But it's pretty hard,
So now they're gonna play the "QQ" card,
Whiners will be coming to town
They can't get all the medals
They're all red in the face
They're gonna start complaining
It's embarassing for God's sake
You better watch out,
They're gonna come cry,
Just as soon as they start to die
Whiners will be coming to town
...TL;DR: Great game, but it's hard. While I for one love a game with respectable difficulty, there's a great number of people who will start whining when they can't get every medal overnight. You'll probably be swarmed with "omg its too hard, can't get medals, nerf plz" posts and reviews.
But who cares what they say! The game is perfect, and the difficulty is what seals the deal. You would forever be my hero if the difficulty was never toned down even the slightest bit.
I'm starting to realize that this game was sent through Newgrounds pretty recently, so I not only feel like a nerd douche playing it a little, but also that i'm congratulating you for making it super neat thankyou.
dear god
The Racist one, I mean the race is on! :D
lovley game man.
only complain i can come up with when it comes to game-feeling is that the screen moves a little too much when changing direction, but who gives a shit, everything else is flawless.
this game looks and plays so god damn hot
This is impressive work of programing skills.
It is already big enough to be a DS game!
That robot guy needs to get off his high horse.
the people who say its too hard clearly have never watched a japanese gameshow. THEY ARE TOO HARD, ALSO.
I couldn't beat it on crybaby mode
fuck
About time. I played the demo months ago.
I love you mike !
you have a really great brain !!!
HOW HARD IS IT TO RUN UP THE FUCKING STAIRS WITHOUT FALLING OVER OH MY GOD.
i fall once out of every four times i try to run up my steps, and i like to think i'm in better shape than ching
wtf sake is awful i aint touchin that shit!
this game is p. cool though!
the controls are horrible
the game is broken. the controls dont work.
try outside of IE
im playing it
holy shit man this game is amazing!
I really like all the small details in the backgrounds and levels and the gameplay itself is loads of fun as well!
aaaah man its the small details what make everything count.
I may be the first to play this game with an arcade stick. Tell me it's true!
TALK TO STAMPER
FUCK YOU NO MATER HOW MUCH I TRY I FALL YEAH THANKS ALOT dumbass
Jonimator
i love how he stubs his toe when he falls