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Total Medals Earned: 456 (From 91 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 8,250 Points

Relive Your Life

100 MPH Spank! Unlocked 8/8/12
10 Points
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
30 Rock Date 10 Points TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Big Mouth 10 Points Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Blind Runner 10 Points Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points Death snagged you so young!
Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman 10 Points Yogurt.
Dressing in Drag 10 Points Rambo is quite the prankster!
Extra! Extra! 10 Points Check out any of the external links
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill.
Hide 'n Seek 10 Points He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
HomeRun! 10 Points Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Human Appliance 10 Points Science is bad, M'kay?
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Love at First Fight 10 Points Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Mee-Yow! 10 Points A WILD CatFight ensues!
Meet Joe Black 10 Points This was hilarious to animate :)
Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points Everything dies and it's all your fault.
My Hero. 10 Points No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Nice Save! 10 Points Obviously she's a keeper!
Puppy Love 10 Points Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Self Consumed Donut 10 Points Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points Imma firin mah lazor!!!
Tails Never Fails 10 Points A classic for bidding!
The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points "Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
The Naked Mile 10 Points If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points You become Saint Awesome!
GODLIKE! 100 Points You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points You found all 29 different endings!

Medals Earned: 1/32 (10/500 points)

REPLAYING :the game:

THE END Unlocked 1/4/10
100 Points
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Bloodbath 25 Points Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/250 points)

Road of the Dead

Blunt Force Trauma Unlocked 10/20/10
5 Points
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Gunslinger Unlocked 10/20/10
10 Points
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Hydroficial Intelligence Unlocked 10/20/10
10 Points
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
No Mercy Unlocked 10/20/10
25 Points
Hit 25 civilians
Quick Draw Unlocked 10/28/10
25 Points
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Road Dominator Unlocked 10/20/10
25 Points
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Road Warrior Unlocked 10/20/10
25 Points
Defeat a helicopter
Wise Man Unlocked 10/20/10
25 Points
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Close Encounters Unlocked 10/20/10
50 Points
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Tank Unlocked 10/20/10
50 Points
Buy all the upgrades
Zombie Sniper Unlocked 10/20/10
50 Points
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Survivor Unlocked 10/20/10
100 Points
Beat The Great Escape
Hood Shaker 5 Points Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Flip Flop 10 Points Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Meticulous 10 Points Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Don't Need Wheels 25 Points Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Nuke Watcher 50 Points Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Pinball 50 Points Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Speed Racer 50 Points Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Time To Spare 50 Points Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Top Gun 50 Points Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Dead On Time 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Hell's Angel 100 Points Beat Highway To Hell
One Man Army 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Police State

Medals Earned: 12/24 (400/1,000 points)

Sally's Cats

Tutorialized Unlocked 2/18/10
5 Points
Beat the tutorial levels.
Flame On Unlocked 2/18/10
10 Points
Set a cat on fire.
No Borders 10 Points Completed 5 different levels without using strings.
Evader 25 Points Evaded all enemies in 10 different levels.
Pyromaniac 50 Points Rescued burning cats in 10 different levels.
Saviour 100 Points Beat the game.

Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/200 points)

Seed of Destruction

Infertility Unlocked 5/20/09
5 Points
Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space Unlocked 5/20/09
5 Points
Pause the game.
Backfire Unlocked 5/20/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Tankicular Homicide Unlocked 6/6/09
10 Points
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/425 points)

SHMUP

Rookie Unlocked 7/18/11
5 Points
Finish the first area
Damura Unlocked 7/18/11
10 Points
Defeat the first boss
Cremation 5 Points Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
AHK-372 10 Points Defeat the second boss
Frequent Flyer 10 Points Fly 3,000 miles
Junkyard 10 Points Kill 4,000 enemies
Problem, Minecraft? 10 Points Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Variety 10 Points Use each weapon in the game at least once
Coeus 25 Points Defeat the fourth boss
Ding Ding 25 Points Reach level 20
Erebos 25 Points Defeat the third boss
Hardcore 25 Points Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Stealthy 25 Points Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Untouchable 25 Points Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
Swain's Medal Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Event Horizon Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/280 points)

Space-ninja

Space Ninja Unlocked 7/12/10
10 Points
Complete the game
Peace Keeper 25 Points Don't kill any grunts
Perfectionist 25 Points Collect all the gold
Speed Freak 25 Points Complete any level in under 30 seconds
Invincible 100 Points Don't die

Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/185 points)

Spike - A Love Story

Beyond Words Unlocked 4/27/11
5 Points
Cut Off a Conversation
Easy Fiver Unlocked 4/27/11
5 Points
Five Love Taps
Just Barely Unlocked 4/27/11
5 Points
Far Right Smoosh
Centerpieces 5 Points A Nice Center Smash
Droppin' Ten 5 Points Ten Crush-Hugs
Comedic Timing 10 Points You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Quickie 10 Points Far Left Hit
Teen Angst 10 Points Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
You Will Survive 10 Points 20 Hits in Survival
A Perfect Love 25 Points Perfect Score in Story Mode
Blackjack 25 Points 21 Spikey Embraces
Superior Smoosher 25 Points 30 Hits in Survival
The Crusher 50 Points 40 Hits in Survival
MASTER SMASHER 100 Points 50 Hits in Survival

Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/290 points)

Staff Sumo Smackdown!

The Bomb Unlocked 6/1/11
5 Points
Beat the game with Tom
Street Fighter Unlocked 6/1/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tacoman Unlocked 6/1/11
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I couldn't think of one Unlocked 6/1/11
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
PERFECT! Unlocked 6/1/11
50 Points
Win a round without taking damage
A Grenade 5 Points Beat the game with Wade
Staff Sumo Smackdown SUPERSTAR 100 Points Beat the game with EVERYBODY
Cyborg Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lung Cancer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
FINISH THE CHAT! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Tea and Crumpets Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
What The Duck? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/12 (140/390 points)

Stamper's Quest For Fags

Anti-Gravity Unlocked 6/6/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Going East Unlocked 6/6/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Heading West Unlocked 6/6/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Occasional Smoker 10 Points Score 50 points in easy mode.
2 pack-a-day 25 Points Score 50 points in medium mode.
Chain Smoker 50 Points Score 50 points in advanced mode.
Full-Time Addict 100 Points Score 100 points in nightmare mode.

Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/200 points)