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The-Swain's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 456 (From 91 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 8,250 Points

Stealing the Diamond

Aggressive Ending Unlocked 7/24/11
50 Points
Win the aggressive way
Epic Ending Unlocked 7/24/11
50 Points
Win the epic way
Undetected Ending Unlocked 7/24/11
50 Points
Win the undetected way
BUNP 5 Points I TOLD you dog!
It's a Joke Guys 5 Points I did it on purpose...
01100010 10 Points 6d 69 73 73 69 6e 67 6e 6f 0d 0a
Like a D6 10 Points Lose 6 points
Failtastic 50 Points Fail 55 times
Fail Champion 100 Points Watch all 40 unique fails
Obscure Medal 100 Points You know you want this medal
tldr Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/11 (150/435 points)

Street Fighter Collab

Domestic Violence Unlocked 5/18/09
25 Points
X marks the spot!
Tiger Uppercut Unlocked 5/18/09
25 Points
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Turtles Unlocked 5/22/09
25 Points
Nobody likes a turtle!
Yodelay-hee-hoo! Unlocked 5/19/09
25 Points
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Ono Boners Unlocked 5/20/09
50 Points
Oh Ono!
Bloodshot Unlocked 5/19/09
100 Points
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Tiger Nipples 25 Points Give 'em a pinch!
Egg Hunter 100 Points Find all the secret movies!

Medals Earned: 6/8 (250/375 points)

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

FISHY ASSIST Unlocked 12/8/10
5 Points
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
FREE WILLY Unlocked 12/8/10
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
GLUG GLUG 10 Points Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
SUCKER 10 Points Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
BLOW ME 25 Points Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
AQUAMAN 50 Points Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/285 points)

Tax Time!

Burn Baby Burn! Unlocked 2/19/10
10 Points
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Stick it to the Man! Unlocked 2/19/10
25 Points
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Auto Recall Unlocked 2/19/10
50 Points
Send a Lexus back to the shop.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Territory War 3

All Bronze Unlocked 2/14/13
10 Points
Earn all bronze medals in training mode
All Silver 25 Points Earn all silver medals in training mode
All Gold 50 Points Earn all gold medals in training mode

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/85 points)

Tetraform

YOU'RE A WINNER! Unlocked 12/16/09
10 Points
Beat the game
DOUBLE WHAMMY Unlocked 12/16/09
25 Points
Get a multiplier on a boss
HUMANITARIAN Unlocked 12/16/09
25 Points
Heal an enemy ship
USE THE FORCE! Unlocked 12/16/09
25 Points
Kill 1000 enemies
YOU'RE A REAL WINNER Unlocked 12/16/09
25 Points
Beat the game without continuing
MY EARS! 5 Points Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
STRAGGLER 5 Points Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
HIROSHIMA 10 Points Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
AL GORE WOULD BE PROUD 25 Points Get a full planet
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! 25 Points Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
C-C-C-C-COMBO! 25 Points Get a chain of 10+
SIDEKICK 25 Points Have a spike at the end of the game
USA! USA! 25 Points Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
PENTAFORCE 50 Points Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
THAT'S NO MOON 100 Points Convert a boss into a spike

Medals Earned: 5/15 (110/405 points)

The Bester Game Ever Made

Good Call Unlocked 4/3/12
5 Points
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Armed & Dangerous Unlocked 4/3/12
10 Points
Find a spare set of arms
Comedy Gold Unlocked 4/3/12
10 Points
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Fonz Whisperer Unlocked 4/3/12
10 Points
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
I Have Crabs! Unlocked 4/3/12
10 Points
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Sea Spectacle Unlocked 4/3/12
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Snowcone Savior Unlocked 4/3/12
25 Points
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Lonesome Fury Unlocked 4/3/12
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sorry Wilson 10 Points Lose Wilson too early.
Afterlife Affection 25 Points Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Bob Buddy 25 Points Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Eye For Value 25 Points Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Talkative 50 Points Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Dino Master 100 Points Beat the entire game.
Turtle Groper Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Temporal Parodox Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/16 (145/455 points)

The Breach

20 Kills Unlocked 8/1/10
5 Points
Kill 20 enemies
Kill First Boss Unlocked 8/1/10
10 Points
Kill the first boss
Game Complete 25 Points Complete the game
Kill 3rd Boss 25 Points Kill the 3rd Boss
20 Stars 50 Points Obtain 20 stars

Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)

The Room Tribute

Best Friend Unlocked 9/7/10
25 Points
Best your friend.
Pusher Unlocked 9/7/10
25 Points
Push the hardest.
Nastwich 10 Points Make a nasty sandwich.
The Johnny 10 Points Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Bookworm 25 Points Read EVERYTHING.
Bugged 25 Points Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Destroyer 25 Points Smash EVERYTHING.
Payback 25 Points It's a bitch.
Rainmaker 25 Points Make it rain!
Runner 25 Points Win the race.
The Room 25 Points Find it.
Perfect Drug 50 Points Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Quarterback 50 Points Make a perfect pass every time.
Receiver 50 Points Catch the ball every time.
The Machine 50 Points Activate it.
Unsee 50 Points See everything you shouldn't see.

Medals Earned: 2/16 (50/495 points)

The Sagittarian 2

The weakest link. Unlocked 3/8/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Boned. Unlocked 3/8/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
The human punching bag. Unlocked 3/8/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sage is into necrophilia? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
What men think they are. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Death at a funeral. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Haha! Roosters is dumb! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Prolly not gonna make it. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
A man in the wilderness. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fuckin' 'Merica! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Gambling fever. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/11 (25/140 points)