The-Swain's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sleeping at the Office]

Liked the use of brightened outlines.

I like your tweens.

Not being sarcastic.

[Ng Mod Meat 2007]

Sweet goodness.

I never got why the Ninja Turtles, who were aquatic before their mutation, became perfect ground-treaders after the ooze. Beforehand, though, I'm sure they ate brine shrimp and small fish.

BTW PIZZA ISNT A VEGETABLE.

That aside, good Mod 'Meat' coverage!

-Swain

poxpower responds:

Turtles are not entirely aquatic. They're not sea turtles. Plus they live in sewers and yet never get diseased, that's more impressive.
And yeah they'd probably die from eating all the cheese and meat.

[Test Movie]

LOLSTARS

YES, FREE PROTECTION POINT I NEW THIS WOOD PASS JUGEMENT!!

Bob, put Kevin Sorbo in the next one.

And where's my T-Shirt!? <3

-Swain

[Primal War 13]

Sweet.

You've truly improved since the first few episodes of the series. You had your style down before, but now the character proportions are really sticking.

It was some solid work and your animation didn't feel clumsy at all. I was impressed yet again! Keep it up.

-Swain

RickMarin responds:

Wow, Thanks man ,well after seeing the last Blockhead ,It motivated me to step up as well so, thanks again.

[Luis Day Song]

He souns liek a nice gguy

LOL HIS WACOM HAS WEB ON IT cuz he nevr uses it LOLSTARS.

[coffee break]

Finally gave this one some thought. (Spoiler?)

Ok, so I think I've finally got it.

He keeps adopting the wardrobe of the killers around him (including the suicide on top of the building), but rather than waiting for victims to die by the hands of others, he decides he's just going to "do it himself".

The "GR" on his belt, that's "Grim Reaper". yes?

Ahh well, it was fun to finally sit down and think about this one.

-Swain

[Edible Castle #2]

Need crackers to get into the castle, you racist?!

Title = facetious. That means it doesn't have to be funny, because at least I tried :(

I thought Andy was off in Thailand? Did his disembodied, yet somehow fully living, spirit come back to deliver voice talent to you? Well, it was no Whitmore, but we make due with what we can.

Also, I liked it a lot. It wasn't short for a short, but a short is too short for my tastes. Short. Yet I will love it long time.

-Swain

P.S. I hope you loved the Cuboy picture in Blockhead 9. I made it just for you, and also because Andy was armed to the teeth when he extorted it out of me.

P.S.S. I promise I will stop drinking and go to bed.

EdibleCastle responds:

Hey Swain, thanks for the review.

Andy is indeed in Thailand. He did the audio ages ago. I hadn't been bothered to finish this little ditty off until now.

and YES! i did love the cuboy picture in your blockyhead toon. I think I wrote a review (:

[Clock Suckers Episode 3]

Right on.

Bahaha, you got Johnny B to give you a hand? And you even squeezed Rizzo into a telephone call. Priceless.

I wonder why more people haven't noticed this series. No offense to the alternative, but I love this far better than CU. Maybe it's because I'm a time travel geek and a bit of a nostalgic Jerky Boys fan.

-Swain

[Swain]

Woah

Bahaha, you uploaded a movie titled 'Swain' on the day of my birthday? Tell me it wasn't a coincidence :O

As for the film, I thought the animation and style was pretty swell.

-Swain